chainedittychainchained:

… You always ask that question and you know, I never have the answer to that.

… It looks comfy though. When I can see it.

Dude I need a haircut.

P. bad.

… could cut it for you.

Won’t though.  

(Source: wooshitywooshwoosh)

chainedittychainchained:

This isn’t a bad idea, man.
You’re just not used to relaxing in normal ways.

You probably relax in baths.
…

OH man, a bath sounds really good.

… why would I be?

And no.

… has the floor always been this comfy.

(Source: wooshitywooshwoosh)

chainedittychainchained:

Aaaah, man. Beer is the best okay.

… You really should learn to relax, Fuuma. Here. Drink.

*hands over a can of beer*

….know how to relax.

This isn’t relaxing.

This is a bad idea.

(Source: wooshitywooshwoosh)

chainedittychainchained:

… Anyway.

My point is, we should have a few drinks now and set out in the morning. You’re drinking whether you like it or not.

…

Fine.

(Source: wooshitywooshwoosh)

chainedittychainchained:

*****

*****

… You’re not forgetting much.

…if you say so.

(Source: wooshitywooshwoosh)

chainedittychainchained:

… You really don’t remember do you?

…what am I forgetting.

(Source: wooshitywooshwoosh)

chainedittychainchained:

Oh, pfft, calm down. I’ll watch over you, dummy.
When have you ever woken up with immediate regret after going out drinking with me?

…when have I ever gone drinking with you.

(Source: wooshitywooshwoosh)

chainedittychainchained:

…. Okay, maybe it’s better that you don’t remember.

… But, shit, that reminds me we need to take all of the cases of beer from the kitchen to our new mansion.

I am not going into the zombie apocalypse sober, thank you very much.

No alcohol.

(Source: wooshitywooshwoosh)

chainedittychainchained:

I don’t think I’ve been this excited for the apocalypse since I thought about it the first time. Oh man, smashing zombies in their fucking faces and cutting them down— Dude we are going to make the best team.

We already know how to fight together, so we’re already tight there. And I know you’re solid to kill me if I get bitten.

Ahhhhh, fuck, sweet, I am so excited.

This reminds me of the time we left from that party and couldn’t find our way home and pretended it was the zombie apocalypse because we were piss drunk oh my god—

Wait, was that the party you told me not to remind you of? Uh. I don’t remember. Sorry dude.

…mhm.

…wait.

Party? 

(Source: wooshitywooshwoosh)

chainedittychainchained:

wooshitywooshwoosh:

… zombie-dead, or dead-dead? 

…we’re in a house though. Why would we need to break into one? 

Zombie dead. Duh.

…

… But… I mean. Fuck. Do you wanna live in this shitty pile of wood forever?
We should go get a mansion together.
You’d have space to fly there.

…sounds like it could be fun.

Alright. Fine.