You got hitched?! *is genuinely surprised*
Er, uh. I mean. Congrats, or somethin’.Chill, dude. I’m not steppin’ on your man. I swear.
I just… Uh. Knew him a long while ago.
…
Not hitched.
…
did you?

(Source: forestyforestforest)
You got hitched?! *is genuinely surprised*
Er, uh. I mean. Congrats, or somethin’.Chill, dude. I’m not steppin’ on your man. I swear.
I just… Uh. Knew him a long while ago.
…
Not hitched.
…
did you?

(Source: forestyforestforest)
That would be gracious of you. Your input on my…er…literature, is much appreciated.
I understand why you would be mad…I just thought you were mad at me again. i do a good job of pissing you off and not...
Don’t like bird metaphors.
I would not mind at all. I will come every chance I get.
…!!!! Er. Uh. Gotta go dude. Good luck with your bird. *dashes before he’s gutted like a fish*
Rude. — and I’m not a kid! I’m a young lady. There’s a difference!